Thursday, August 5, 2010

Who is this purple man?

I pretty much ignore PlentyofFish, but I received this gem in my inbox today:

Clearly this man is not attractive. It makes me wonder what's wrong with him. Is he old and fat? Short and bald? Is he missing body parts? Is he a ginger? I kinda wonder if he has an eye patch and a flipper for a hand.

He sounds bitter. It's as if other women have given him a hard time about not having a profile picture, and now he's all up-front about it and calling me shallow.

Is it really so shallow to prefer attractive men? Look, I'm a reasonably attractive lady. If I wanted to date ugly guys, I wouldn't need an online dating site.

Out of curiosity, I clicked over to this guys profile and right away it says:
Thank you for taking the time to read this. I'm 30 yrs old. I'm not a fake person or some guy trying to make u go and look at his website. I'm 100% real.
Him saying that he's 100% real makes me think he's not real.


Dolphin and Condor Fabrics said...

Wow, dude sounds uggs with a ton of baggage. Sounds like he's trying to kick people off their chill waves left and right cuz he h8ts his own personal brand. Makes me wonder if is breath smells like farts and spends all day drinking mountain dew.

Dolphin and Condor Fabrics said...

You can never have too much HRO