Saw this in the latest PostSecret and had to share...
It's true. Sometimes being single rules. We need to keep reminding ourselves whenever we feel bummed about not having an other of significance.
A few good things about rolling solo:
It's true. Sometimes being single rules. We need to keep reminding ourselves whenever we feel bummed about not having an other of significance.
A few good things about rolling solo:
- Sleeping in the middle of the bed. Everyone says that but it's true. It rules.
- You can watch chick flicks or whatever annoying thing you're into as often as you want.
- Boring cotton panties and pajama pants are really pretty comfortable.
- You have the freedom to try new things without being critiqued. Popcorn and rootbeer for dinner? Sure. Shave your head? Cool. Flying to Puerto Rico on a whim? Hell yeah.
- Your messy bedroom and bathroom are not bothering anybody. All those dirty socks on the floor are yours. All yours.
- You can be in a bad mood without having to justify it or apologize, and you're not subject to anyone else's bad mood. Fuck that "how was your day?" and pretending to care bullshit.
- Not shaving or waxing. Letting your mane grow wild and free... downstairs. Unless you're fixing to get some with someone new, but in that case it's totally worth it.
- You can go out whenever you want, wear whatever you want, and flirt with anyone you want. Your future lovers are out there somewhere... that's kind of exciting, right?
- Spending more time with your friends. Especially the single ones. They're awesome.
- Farting. If you gotta do it, go 'head and let 'dem bad boys rip.
- Finally and most importantly: It's better to be alone than in a shitty relationship that's eating your soul. Can I get an amen?
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